April 09, 2003

Leave Me Alone! I'm Stealing Shit From People

Saw this at Jay's and I had to steal it.

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?


GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


ROTTWEILER: Make me.


LAB: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?


GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.


JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.


BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......


CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....


POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....


GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?


AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.


HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z


WESTIE: If it helps you pay more attention to me I'll do it.


CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is:
How long will it be before I can expect light?

Posted by DaGoddess at April 9, 2003 07:22 PM
Comments

Too funny!

Posted by: Sam at April 9, 2003 07:34 PM

So true...So true.

Posted by: gw at April 9, 2003 09:29 PM

It's true...border collies and shelties ARE the smartest dogs on the planet.

Posted by: David at April 10, 2003 12:43 AM

PUG: I am a very small dog of little brain, so I'll annoy you until you get up & do it.

AKITA: Burned out lightbulbs are different and therefore bad. They are highly suspicious and should be barked at until they come back on.

Posted by: rita at April 10, 2003 05:39 AM

They don't have one for Great Danes? :(

It will probably be the same as that for the Doberman - "while it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."

At least for my great Danes :)

Posted by: Shanti at April 10, 2003 12:21 PM

Too Funny - and sooo true.

Posted by: RightWingTexan at April 10, 2003 12:30 PM

The resident Rottweiler here thought his cousin's response entirely reasonable!! LOL

Posted by: Indigo at April 10, 2003 03:29 PM

My best friend has a border collie, and that was simply the best summary of a border collie I've ever seen (not to mention the perfect encapsulation of a cat's attitude towards the world.) Thanks for the giggles :)

Posted by: Marn, eh at April 11, 2003 05:56 PM